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Guy pours poison on Mucdanulds burger.
Here we have photo proof that Mucdanulds employees poor poison on the burger. Mucdanulds used to be a great company that sold really cheap food and now they are putting poison on the burgers.
Magician summons cotton swab.
Here we have a magician who has summoned a cotton swab out of a cotton swab. Basically he put a cotton swab in a hat then mixed it up and then pulled out a cotton swab.
Car drives on earth
So there appears to be a car driving on earth but this car isn't normal size, In fact it is much smaller then the normal car. We estimate the size of the car being 1 millimeter tall and 2 millimeters wide.
Appel company nukes Andiod.
The famous company Appel has shot a nuclear missile at Andiod and has destroyed the company and taken over Andiod, Andiod is fighting back with as many weapons they can get their hands on but its not looking good for Andiod.
Flying Corgi in Ohio
Recently people have spotted a flying corgi occurring in Ohio. No one knows what its name is, who it belongs to, or why its flying.
Roblox gets hacked
So the famous website Roblox has been hacked and turned into a hotdog for the greatest reason in the world which is the hacker likes hot dogs.
Santenn Gets Sued By Mojang
Viral news website Santenn sued for defamation. Against their attorneys advice, they have publicly stated “I am innocent. Don’t believe me? What if I told you my dog stepped on a bee?”
As your #1 trusted news source we can tell you with complete conviction, Santenn is being 100% truthful. Don’t believe us? Well you should because our dog step- oh wait I already used that one…